The Legal Lyric is a weekly contest where listeners decipher legalese that represents well-known song lyrics. The first listener to determine the song the legal copy refers to wins a $50 Giordano's gift card. This contest took place at 8:40am ET on Friday, July 17th:
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WHEREAS, the calendar date presently in effect is hereby declared, to the best of the undersigned's knowledge and belief, to constitute the most favorable twenty-four-hour period yet experienced;
FURTHERMORE, the undersigned expressly disclaims any intention to defer meaningful existence or material action until the succeeding calendar date, on the grounds that such future interval is anticipated to be unreasonably prolonged.
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Smashing Pumpkins - Today
Today is the greatest
Day I've ever known
Can't live for tomorrow
Tomorrow's much too long